Floyd Sanchez

“ This guy was amazing. He picked me up on a horse. Like literally rode a horse up Belmont to pick me up, in a three piece tux. After a short jaunt around the city he took me to Kanye West’s apartment for cocktails, followed by a private dinner at La Bain. Unfortunately because of my religion I’m only allowed to seriously date Muslims, but this guy is a keeper. Snatch him up girls! ”